An Ode to Eden the Enigmatic Elephant
A mystery to one and all
A colourful massive beast
His wonder and his splendour
Spreads from the west to the east
A colourful massive beast
His wonder and his splendour
Spreads from the west to the east
Creator of the rainbow
Colours shot from his trunk
A magical conundrum
More pleasant then a skunk
Colours shot from his trunk
A magical conundrum
More pleasant then a skunk
And where there’s rain, and where there’s sun
You’ll find this jolly beast
Having his lion’s share of fun
At his giant moveable feast
You’ll find this jolly beast
Having his lion’s share of fun
At his giant moveable feast
And at the end of a long days work
He’ll leave a pot of gold
Payment for the Leprechauns
As it has been foretold
He’ll leave a pot of gold
Payment for the Leprechauns
As it has been foretold
An Ode to Joshua the Jolly Elephant
Joshua the Jolly Elephant sure knows how to have fun
From the early morning to the setting of the sun
From the early morning to the setting of the sun
He’s always playing games and singing a song
If you’re in his presence you’ll be smiling before long
If you’re in his presence you’ll be smiling before long
He is the CEO of the Fun Time Crew
A gang of animals where having fun ain’t nothing new
A gang of animals where having fun ain’t nothing new
Every quarter they organise the fun time games
All the animals join in, even the ones with manes
All the animals join in, even the ones with manes
They have running races and tunnel ball
Bobbing for apples and so much more
Bobbing for apples and so much more
They have the best darn fun in the land
And as we know having fun is oh so grand
And as we know having fun is oh so grand
An Ode to Spout Trunk Sammy
His trunk is powerful and when used right
He always wins any water fight
He always wins any water fight
His skin has a weird orange hue
From eating many carrots, his favourite food
From eating many carrots, his favourite food
He’s the only Pachyderm in the herd
To sport a beard and not look absurd
To sport a beard and not look absurd
Because of this he is the leader
The alpha male, the big chief breeder
The alpha male, the big chief breeder
The key points that we can take from this
Is that growing a beard is not amiss
Is that growing a beard is not amiss
Everyone will know that you are a man
And not a woman who is called Sam
And not a woman who is called Sam
An Ode to Trevor Trumpet Face
He has big elephant ears and a trunk for a nose
He has a trumpet on his face and it looks like a hose
He has a trumpet on his face and it looks like a hose
With every sneeze his big trumpet sounds
And the largeness of the volume knows no bounds
And the largeness of the volume knows no bounds
It scares away all the birds in the trees
That’s exactly what happens every time he does a sneeze
That’s exactly what happens every time he does a sneeze
And here's a video of Mulga the Artist making Joshua the Jolly Elephant.
Completely and utterly beautiful.
Joel Moore aka Mulga the Artist, Sydney, Australia
www.mulgatheartist.com.au
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